PREMISE: Parables are examples of real life events, (as Jesus spoke of earthly things John 3:12) not a figure of speech as stated in verses. Parable of the good Samaritan an example to copy. Jesus claimed to have spoken and in clear language. Figure of speech a language of the Pharisees (not of Jesus).

Facts: in Religion there is no clear language. Everything is read in a context, it’s explained, it’s a figure of speech. When a sentence is not liked because stupid, ridiculous, and/or of non sense (therefore not of Jesus) Christian Religions even change meaning of words like.

Matt 21:45 When the chief priests and the Pharisees heard Jesus’ parables, they knew he was talking about them. ~ Parables for/to the Pharisees.

Mark 12:12 Then the chief priests, the teachers of the law and the elders looked for a way to arrest him because they knew he had spoken the parable against them. But they were afraid of the crowd; so they left him and went away. ~ Pharisees wanting to arrest Jesus because He spoke Parables against them! (That is terrorism, religious Pharisees were dictators). 

Luke 20:19 The teachers of the law and the chief priests looked for a way to arrest him immediately, because they knew he had spoken this parable against them. But they were afraid of the people. ~ The people loved Jesus in fact wanted Him a their KING:

Mark 4:33 With many similar parables Jesus spoke the word to them, as much as they could understand. ~ Jesus warning us, about the Pharisees. All Parables were about them, NOW turned around to us. 

Matt 13:13 This is why I speak to them (to the Pharisees) in parables: ‘Though seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand. ~ A Parable is a real example of facts and events – not an imaginary or spiritual  way of speaking ~  (John 3:12 I have spoken to you of earthly things and you do not believe; how then will you believe if I speak of heavenly things?)

  • Matt 13:15 this people’s heart has become calloused; they hardly hear with their ears, and they have closed their eyes. Otherwise they might see with their eyes, hear with their ears, understand with their hearts and turn, and I would heal them.’ ~ We must turn away from evil/anger/hate to Love to be healed. ~ Have compassion for all He has made.

John  10:6 Jesus used this figure of speech, but they did not understand what he was telling them. ~ But Parables are examples, not figure of speech. Jesus spoke in clear language, religious always (at their conveniences) speak in figure of speech. Religious love figure of speech because they can turn around things they say.

John 16:25 ‘Though I have been speaking figuratively, a time is coming when I will not longer use this kind of language but will tell you plainly about my Father. ~ This kind of language? A contradiction to Jesus claiming He spoke in clear language. Do this sounds of Jesus? Mysterious? I don’t think so. Those who like things hidden-secrets-silence are the Pharisees; words of the Pharisees.

John 16:29 Then Jesus’ disciples said, ‘Now you are speaking clearly and without figures of speech. ~ Pharisees! Jesus spoke plainly. Pharisees were without the “Key of knowledge” without understanding – reason. What is more clear than a real example. 

Matt 13:10 The disciples came to him and asked, ‘Why do you speak to the people in parables?11 He replied, ‘The knowledge of the secrets (?) of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. ~ Secrets-hidden a language of the Pharisees!

Mark 4:2 He taught them many things by parables, and in his teaching said: 3 ‘Listen! A farmer went out to sow his seed.

Matt 22:1 Jesus spoke to them again in parables, saying: 2 ‘The kingdom of heaven is like a king who prepared a wedding banquet for his son.

Matt 13:3 Then he told them many things in parables, saying: ‘A farmer went out to sow his seed. ~ Many verses concerning parables, many contradictions.

Mark 3:23 So Jesus called them and spoke to them in parables: ‘How can Satan drive out Satan? ~ This is not a parable but a question.

Mark 4:10 When he was alone, the Twelve and the others around him asked him about the parables.

Mark 4:11 He told them, ‘The secret of the kingdom of God has been given to you. But to those on the outside everything is said in parables.

Mark 12:1 He then began to speak to them in parables: ‘A man planted a vineyard. He put a wall around it, dug a pit for the winepress and built a watchtower. Then he rented the vineyard to some farmer and went away on a journey.

Matt 13:34 Jesus spoke all these things to the crowd in parables; he did not say anything to them without using a parable.

Matt 13:35 So was fulfilled what was spoken through the prophet: ‘I will open my mouth in parables, I will utter things hidden since the creation of the world.

Mark 4:34 He did not say anything to them without using a parable. But when he was alone with his own disciples, he explained everything.

Mark 4:2 He taught them many things by parables, and in his teaching said: 3 ‘Listen! A farmer went out to sow his seed.

Luke 20:9 He went on to tell the people this parable: ‘A man planted a vineyard, rented it to some farmers and went away for a long time.

Luke 8:9 His disciples asked him what this parable meant.

Matt 13:53 When Jesus had finished these parables, he moved on from there.

John 3:12 I have spoken to you of earthly things … ~ When Jesus spoke the Parable He spoke of real things comparable to real events, real life examples (Parables).

Those Parables corrupted-made up by the Pharisees (of course they probably thought if Jesus wrote parable why couldn’t they also?) are dumb, they make no sense, not of this earth comparable, and they are quite a few. 

Jesus Parables:

The Good Samaritan
The Tenants
The sheep and the Goats
The Moneylender (Jesus anointed by a Sinful Woman)
The Weeds
The Mustard Seed and the Yeast
The Parable of the Weeds Explained
The Hidden Treasure and the Pearl
The Net
The Lost Sheep
The Unmerciful Servant
The Workers in the Vineyard
The Watchfulness
The Wedding Banquet
The Shrewd Manager
The Ten Virgins
The Fasting (Jesus questioned)
The Talents (Mixed /corrupted Parable with the Parable of The Ten Minas)
The Ten Minas (Mixed/corrupted Parable with the Parable of The Talents)
The Prodigal Son 
The Persistent Widow (A totally fabricated Parable full of contradictions  because “Illogical” not realistic. Jesus’ Parables are all based on real life examples/stories not fake-imaginary (as this Parable and others). Pharisees added parable to Jesus and they sound dumb and illogical as they always are. 
The Wedding Banquets (A totally fabricated Parable not of Jesus made up by religious (Pharisees. Did not speak of real life examples and of killings and murders).

All Parables that are dumb do not make sense, they are clearly not of Jesus. Jesus spoke a clear language (John 8:43) of earthly things (John 3:12) warning us to stay away from evil.

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